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Wind-surfing Santa enters US illegally.
Contributed by ShoeShine_Govna on Tuesday, December 24 @ 12:27:43 EST
Wind-surfing Santa arrested after sailing across US-Canada border
A wind-surfing Santa has been arrested after strong winds took him clear across the Niagara River and into the United States.

John Fulton, of Fort Erie, Ontario, said he dons a Santa suit every Christmas season to sail across the river.

But stiff winds and strong currents pushed him to the US side of the river - and into the arms of US Border Patrol guards.

He was arrested in Buffalo and then shipped back to Canada without incident after signing a form stating that he had illegally entered the United States.

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Re: Wind-surfing Santa enters US illegally. (Score: 1)
by Kancer Kazoo on Wednesday, December 25 @ 16:19:55 EST
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ha I saw it on TV


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